EDIT!!!!
LoL. Rishi walked into a WALL and hurt his eye. The SAME EXACT EYE, which i, oH SO uFoRtuNaTeLy, chucked a pen into XD
hehe. i heart u, superboi!!
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"YOU'RE A CUTE LITTLE AZN! Everyone at your school wants you and you probably know that, judging by your screaming fans. For the most part, you're a nice person and you like to stick together with your buddies. You're probably a prettyboy or a cute girl, so watch out for rapists!"
oh man...and i thought I was the rapist... - _ -'
Anywayz: my life is back to normal for once. RISHI-DAYZ are back. lol. But first we'll start with "famous quotes" by MR. KURAS, the Murray-looka-like =D
"The social security is extremely significant b/c it was the first time government took responsibility for the elderly. Before social security, people used to have lots of kids for their own security in their old age.......and also b/c ppl liked to fool around ^ _ ~"
"Minimum wage used to be only 25 cents/hr. You guys couldnt even live with 10 grams a month. You would need to like....deal drugs er sumthing...which is what half of you already do...=D DRUGGIES!!!!"
Ok. so that was history class summed up. <3 Kuras.
In math class, Rishi strangled me. I died. But SOMEHOW, i can still manage to tell you about my horrible death....because im SUPERCHICK.
So what happened was...I still have Rishi's SEXY blue GAP sweatshirt from like...months ago. And he's been asking for it back. HOWEVER, Rishi is currently on the very top of my hitlist labled "STUPID JERKS I WILL IMMEDIATEDLY RUN OVER ONCE I GET MY LICENSE AND GET A CHANCE TO PRACTICE MY AWESOME ROAD S-KILLS" (haha, if anyone of u got the corniness of the last part)...cuz he is a STUPID JERK. =D So when he asked for it back for the 120th time today, i replied simply, "NO. u shall never get it. MWAHAHAHA!!!" So without warning, he got me in a head lock and strangled me for QUITE some bit until my face turned the color of Julien's frozen a$$. Yes, blue.
And so after a couple rounds of "Strangle-the-Kuanie", i decided that...i needed SOME air. *inhales fresh air*...and so with my AWESOME AIM SKILLS, i aimed my pen at Rishi's arm. HOWEVER, my aim skills failed me. I chucked the pen DIRECTLY into Rishi's EYE. In which i then burst out with a RIDICULOUSLY LOUD "HWAHWAHWAHWAHWA!!" And then the stupid jerk cried. And i apologized. and his stupid-jerk response was, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!! I WILL SO KILL U!!" So then Steven butted in and said, "do you know what to say when you want a person to die???" Rishi and I both eagerly leaned in for an answer. StupidSteven goes, "Dear God, please make ___ fall out of a window." So Rishi STUPIDLY repeated that, replacing the ___ with MY NAME. Of course, i then replied, "Rishi. i hope u get RUN OVER. Somewhere out on the ROAD, u stupid JERK."
Ok, fine. it wasnt all THAT smooth. but close enough. i was super proud of myself. Supersuper proud. And i realize that i have just wasted a bunch of my midterm-studying time to type up this ridiculously long entry...which i shall end now. =)
I will run over that stupid jerk one day. And i will back my car up in reverse, and run him over again...over and over...until his ears fall off. |